Desantis the Poop Eater

Something stinks in politics and I think you can guess what……that’s right, Ronny Desantis’ shit smelling breath! But, have you ever wondered why his breath (and ideology!) smells so bad? Because he eats poop! Lots of it!

Below you will find an enlightening video on how to assemble your “Desantis the Poop Eater” pull-tab kit. You’re smart, intuitive, and extremely flatuent, you can do this!

A couple of helpful points:

1. Make a copy (or maybe two) of your ‘Desantis the Poop Eater’ kit and use that copy as a Test-Run Copy to practice with. When you figure out how it all works, then take a shot at the real deal, bro!

2. Use a sharp, a very sharp cutting implement when making the small cuts. If your cutting tool is too dull it will ripple and crinkle the cardstock and no one fucking wants that, right? Don’t use sharp tools when drinking or using cool drugs.

3. Watch the whole video first before attempting to assemble your kit.

If you have any questions, or you just want to arrange a rendezvous so I can autograph your butt, feel free to contact me on my instagram page (@zapzapvega) or you can email me.