Philosopher, You’re Under Arrest

Congratulations on your recent purchase of something weird!

You should feel very proud!!

Below is an image of the four cut-out cards in this Paper Doll Collection.

CLICK HERE for detailed instructions on cutting and displaying your paper puppets.

NOTE: the doll used in the example is different, but the process is the same, so don’t freak out you silly rabbit!

Also included in this Paper Doll Collection is a brief description of the torrid and unfortunate lives of our two philosophers, which can also be read here:

Chapter 1  

The two philosophers were bewildered, for while they were certain the universe was meaningless, they also acknowledged that everything was significant.   

In their massive, 23,000 word “Labyrinths of Squeak and Gibber” the preponderous pair of windswept philosophers crafted various metaphysical axioms attempting to alleviate the confoundedness of their tedious situation.  

Alas, the axioms failed. In consequence, the nine-volume treaty “Philosophies of Failure” was unleashed upon the world. 

Chapter 2   

The years bumbled by. The bewilderment remained. The doleful duo devolved into vagrancy, secretly dwelling in the lower basement levels of the University of Feortan, sustaining themselves on biscuits and puddle water.   

Their despair drove them to the ancient practice of rascality, progressing from mere pranks, e.g. ripping out the final pages from novels of suspense and intrigue, to acts of blatant destruction, culminating in the final night, in which, having stripped themselves to their underwear they were arrested for shattering the fourth-floor windows in the Jasper Ankle Memorial Library.    

Take heed, children, philosophy is dangerous.